Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman)

mainsstream-teenss:

The best ever episode of catfish

fem-usa:

I have never related to a comic so personally before 

fem-usa:

I have never related to a comic so personally before 

(Source: dorrismccomics)

deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

(Source: measurers)

spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

(Source: the-sex-and-the-city-blog)

officialjeffgoldblum:

emasculate:

teenbitch:

WHAT

i honestly love this more than anything in the world

i thought this was a joke but i googled it and it’s real

officialjeffgoldblum:

emasculate:

teenbitch:

WHAT

i honestly love this more than anything in the world

i thought this was a joke but i googled it and it’s real

(Source: unclefather)

thelivingjen:

bluntbitch-xo:

terra-butt:

I WAS TRYING TO DO A TRICK ON MY FRIEND DARRELL BUT THEN I ENDED UP NEARLY CRYING I FEEL SO SHITTY LOOK HOW NICE HE IS.

this is so sad omg

keep him keep your friend forever

(Source: yungterra)

anus:

a self portrait

anus:

a self portrait

(Source: topherchris)

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.